April 15, 2013

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Reality Crack Full Service Website

I realize some of you have been having problems with pop up ads on the site, I have no idea why this is happening and I’m trying to fix it. I’m really sorry, especially for the people who got the full page porn ads (or maybe I should be saying you’re welcome?) I’m working to get the [...]

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April 1, 2013

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The Real Housewives of Vancouver – Ronnie’s Never Ending Birthday

So this is only my 2nd Vancouver recap. But I’m starting to get a feel for the ladies, and I gotta say… I don’t hate any of them yet. Which is unfortunate because recaps are so much more fun to write when you hate the people you’re writing about. Everyone hates Mary though, but I [...]

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March 27, 2013

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PROPOGANDA – Full English Version

This video was made by North Korea to expose the some truths about the western world. It’s occasionally hilarious because of the way it’s translated, but also sadly accurate on many levels. I highly suggest you watch this video.      

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March 26, 2013

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reunion Part 1

Thank you Bravo for not making us wait a week to see the first part of the reunion. It was like an early Christmas present. The reunion was pretty calm over all. No one got out of their chairs or walked off the stage. I think the couches were arranged wrong. It should have been [...]

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March 26, 2013

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – I do and Screw You

        So we pick up where we left off last week with Yolanda and Brandi walking away leaving Faye standing there with her dick on the table. Marissa looks down, see’s it sitting there, and quickly walks away as well. The women move to another section of the party to discuss what [...]

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March 25, 2013

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The Walking Dead – Rick Sucks

  The episode begins with Rick discussing his plans to betray Michonne with Hershel and Daryl. They both agree to blindly follow the leader even though this is a terrible idea bc 1) it makes them assholes and 2) the Gov is totally gonna kill them all anyway. What’s the saying? You make a deal [...]

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March 24, 2013

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The Real Housewives of Vancouver – Trouble in Toronto

So I finally decided to watch the Real Housewives of Vancouver, except they were in Toronto, not Vancouver. We’re half way through the 2nd season so I have no idea what’s going on or who is who or what is what. But this is my run down of the episode knowing pretty much nothing except [...]

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March 22, 2013

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My Strange Addiction – What The Fuck TLC?

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I always say that I never knew how many crazy people existed in the world until I joined twitter. But the same can be said for the ever increasingly insane reality shows that keep popping up on channels like TLC and A&E. My Strange Addiction is about crazy people who are addicted to random things [...]

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March 22, 2013

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Naomi Wolf Talks About Vagina’s

Just writing the word vagina kinda makes me uncomfortable. But I’m a fan of Naomi Wolf so when she has something to talk about, I want to hear what she has to say. Even if it involves that word. If you aren’t familiar with her, she is an author, social critic, and political activist who [...]

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March 21, 2013

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Go Away Faye

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This episode sucked. I barely made it to the end of the show. I could sum the whole thing with this: “My party is better than yours, vodka shots, hall passes are stupid, Marissa is disgusted by her husband, Adrienne hates her husband, Brandi wants to steal everyone’s husbands. Where’s Taylor? No one cares. Lisa’s [...]

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March 21, 2013

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#UFC158 Nick Diaz Post Fight Presser Highlights

You guys know I love UFC and I’m a pretty big GSP fan, but after Saturday night’s post fight presser I have a new found love of Nick Diaz. I think I probably enjoyed the press conference more than the actual fight. I love people who speak the truth and say what’s on their mind, [...]

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March 20, 2013

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Mob Wives – Desert Storm

This week on Mob Wives, Karen and Ramoner are going to Arizona to break Karen’s father out of prison and murder Dave’s new girlfriend. Karen thinks maybe she can find some new evidence in a bunch of dusty old boxes that will help get her father out of prison early. Never mind the fact that [...]

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March 18, 2013

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#ObamaIsNotSatan is Trending on Twitter

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After the History Channel aired an episode that depicted Satan looking curiously similar to an older, more wrinkly Obama, #ObamaIsNotSatan started trending on twitter.

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March 18, 2013

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The Walking Dead – All About Andrea

I want to start off by saying that I love you guys so much, that if any of you ever turned into zombies I wouldn’t shoot you in the head, I would just cut off your jaws and arms and keep metal chains around your necks so that we could still hang out. Maybe I [...]

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March 17, 2013

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Holy Shit I Just Realied it’s St. Patricks Day

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Now I know why I got so many calls inviting me to bars today. I was thinking: who starts drinking at 11am on a Sunday? I was starting to think all my friends were turning into alcoholics or something . Shit. Now I get it.

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March 16, 2013

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What’s Going On In Sandy Hook?

A lot of people seem to be under the impression that the Sandy Hook school shooting massacre was a false flag operation initiated by the government in order to get one step closer to fulfilling their agenda of making firearms illegal for private citizens. I shit you not people. There is even a Wikipedia article [...]

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March 16, 2013

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Things I Found Online Last Night When I Couldn’t Sleep

Ever wished there was some way you could give your hard earned cash away to people like Casey Anthony or Jodi Arias? Well my friends, today is your lucky day. There are now two websites set up where you can show your support of cold blooded murder though cash donations. Credit and debit cards are [...]

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March 15, 2013

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Shit That Happened This Week

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A boy eating at McDonalds with his mother found a condom on the floor, picked it up, and ate it. What’s worse, is that the condom was the healthiest part of his meal that day. The mother is now trying to sue McDonalds, because apparently it’s their fault she forgot to teach her son the [...]

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March 15, 2013

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The Walking Dead s3e13 Recap

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Yes, yes, I know… I’m starting my recaps at the end of the season. Only 3 more episodes left now. Who else really hopes the zombie Apocalypse will happen in real life? It looks like so much fun! But then there is the whole no internet thing…. that would be terrible. This episode starts with [...]

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March 14, 2013

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Whats Up With The Crazy Biches of Bravo?

Honestly guys I have not been following the shows at all.  I saw the last two episodes of RHOBH and they were just so boring. Shopping, eating in Paris, more shopping, Kyle opened a store, more shopping, Kim cried, bla bla bla. Lisa has turned out to be quite the pot stirrer though. I don’t [...]

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March 14, 2013

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WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!!!!!

I missed you guys Sorry for being MIA, but I got tired of talking about Bravo’s Goldiggers. It was fun laughing at them for a bit, but I’m over it now. Don’t worry there are plenty of other things on tv, the internet, and in life for us to laugh at. I didn’t renew my [...]

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